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My Demotivational Poster


EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!


TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm, #127988
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm, #85485
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...


MOST DANGEROUS THINGS -


TAGS: army danger
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - April 30, 2014, 5:21 pm, #254544
fall of 69
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 30, 2014, 2:46 am, #254540
Nice. What year was this, or are you at liberty to say?
Airman - April 29, 2014, 7:59 pm, #254533
I enlisted in the AF. I was about to be drafted and the AF seemed a better route at the time
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 29, 2014, 5:14 pm, #254532
Which did you serve as Airman?
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 4:58 pm, #243808
All or those are second to an officer of any rank saying "Fix bayonets".
fordfjord - October 25, 2012, 12:37 pm, #240161
Do the rank translations, and this list works for the Navy, as well.
champ99 - May 20, 2011, 11:29 pm, #218830
I've had to listen to all of them at one time or another. 5commisions
MilDoc - May 20, 2011, 7:10 pm, #218824
Perfect, Airman!


WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm, #250884
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm, #250883
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm, #250881
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm, #224050
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm, #224025

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm, #224024

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm, #224023

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am, #224009
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm, #223999
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm, #223996
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm, #223995

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm, #223994
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm, #223993
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm, #223992

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm, #223987
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm, #223986
5caramouche
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm, #223985

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm, #223981
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am, #223966
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am, #223965
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am, #223964
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


WHAT I'VE LEARNED -


TAGS: army skippy
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Airman

falloutghoul - April 11, 2013, 9:54 pm, #245066
Send this over to MilitaryLulz if you haven't already.
dbeatham - June 4, 2011, 10:57 pm, #219595
HA
Airman - June 3, 2011, 10:44 am, #219541
seeing as how you have never made a poster, I can see how the tags might be confusing to you. But don't sell yourself short Deet. You're a tremendous douche!
Airman - June 3, 2011, 10:42 am, #219540
ah, Deetex. you missed the cunning use of TAGS. They are the top each poster, and it is a good place to give credit if you are quoting someone or song lyrics. Skippy has been out there over 5 years. If you type ARMY and SKIPPY into google, you will see it
deetex - June 3, 2011, 7:22 am, #219537
What's this, no credit to the original author, Specialist Swartz? alot of these are very similar to the 213 things Skippy's no longer allowed to do in the US army. Sorry for being a Douche, but he deserves some cred!
PixieRose - June 3, 2011, 3:21 am, #219532
amazing ^^ props ^^
MrFails - June 2, 2011, 9:59 pm, #219527
LOLZ. NOW DROP AND LETS SEE SOME BLOOD!! GIMME 387!!
rerun - June 2, 2011, 9:37 pm, #219525

beautiful
MPsniper - June 2, 2011, 6:39 pm, #219513
5 "drop & give me 20's"


Jeremy Clarkson -


TAGS: jeremy clarkson puncht piers morgan
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

Bolverk3778 - August 23, 2013, 8:11 am, #248973
Still has not had the balls to drive a Bugatti Veyron at full chat. And buys his new cars when the prices are going up and the sells them when the used price is dropping. Genius?? I think not.
Silverheart - August 10, 2013, 6:01 pm, #248535
Also often referred to as the Top Gear orangutan... 5Ls


JIMMY PAGE - The only acceptable duckface




SANTA DELIVERS - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.




HUGS -


TAGS: cats toys love animals hammy
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

falloutghoul - January 31, 2012, 6:49 pm, #228554
I find this adorable.
Hawamleh - March 10, 2011, 4:30 pm, #213982
Thanks man, but believe me votes don't matter, neither do top ratings, comments like these do however. I thank you, and I hope that I will always be able to make posters that will please you, oh and check my profile,I think there might be more of the same
Poopalicious76 - March 10, 2011, 12:07 am, #213920
Cool, no offense to you guys directly, they just get a little boring, other sites are pretty d*** good, though I really hate to say this but I must, you really need to dedicate a site strictly for Charlie Sheen Posters only...
rerun - March 9, 2011, 11:54 pm, #213917

you should check out the other motisites. Lots of good stuff out there that don't center around n**** chicks. social facepalm is pretty d*** funny, however all of them are good
Poopalicious76 - March 9, 2011, 11:47 pm, #213916
Yay! Finally a good poster got top ratings and didn't have a n**** chick with big ***bs along with some useless babble about poetic crap in the universe! Kudos to you! I heart baby kittehs!
maddness17 - March 7, 2011, 2:20 pm, #213734
NICE 5ls rite there this actually made me go into my attic and find my old teddy bear :D
Krissie - March 6, 2011, 7:52 pm, #213708
5L from me. One of my faves on motifake.com :)
Hawamleh - March 6, 2011, 3:19 pm, #213694
Thank you.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 3:05 pm, #213693
Possibly your best so far.
rerun - March 5, 2011, 9:03 pm, #213642

outstanding
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 8:26 pm, #213638
Epic. 5s.


COMBAT MEDIC - "Before God, Before their Mother, they call on Him" -United States Army Combat Medic-


TAGS: army medic
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Ryan Whaley

440wakeup - May 28, 2011, 9:45 pm, #219309
THAT GUY says "Whats the use of wearing "CAMO-FLAGE" if you're going to wear a reflective pt-belt? Did it match your eyes or something?"
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2009, 10:10 am, #144421
Yep, and Combat Medics and Corpsman are always treated like demigods by the units they treat.
me4891 - December 10, 2009, 9:54 am, #144420
Agree. Fortunately never had to call one, but saw my guy run head first into the **** without a second thought.


IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less


TAGS: exchange my heart for liver
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:17 am, #232386
Thanks Gary, Speak the truth or forever hold your bottle eh?
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:16 am, #232385
(bows) (thank you, thank you...) (you're too kind)
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:15 am, #232384
:) Thanks Rerun
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:53 pm, #232347
Nice one M0rd!
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:53 am, #232286
pusong gawa ng pag ebeg na ah
caveman - March 28, 2012, 11:28 pm, #232278
(clap clap clap)
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:53 pm, #232267

amsome
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 7:09 pm, #232266
Thanks Airman, coming from you it means a lot :D
Airman - March 28, 2012, 6:31 pm, #232260
Nice..
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 5:57 pm, #232259
Very, VERY Appreciated
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 5:04 pm, #232254
Very, VERY Good...


DRILL SERGEANT - It's not yelling, it's motivation.




INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!


TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Cerberus

suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm, #228336
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm, #228333
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.


THIS IS MY CUP OF COFFEE -




JUGGALOS -


TAGS: juggalos foamy funny hitler
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by foamy9210

Timmah - June 22, 2010, 7:19 pm, #181298
I think I've been spending too much on facebook. Considering I just tried to find the like b***on on your comment
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 6:43 pm, #181289
These aren't clowns. These are douchebags that like shat music.


FATHERS -


TAGS: father son old young hammy
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 7, 2011, 11:58 am, #224045
I am glad my poster has given you such feelings :D
NYSkeptic - September 7, 2011, 11:42 am, #224044
This is brilliant - and a perfect birthday wish for my son - and an equally good prayer for my father.
alazgr8 - September 2, 2011, 12:30 am, #223853
Heartwarming
Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 7:50 pm, #223831
Thank you rerun
rerun - September 1, 2011, 7:48 pm, #223830

Superb
mariand - September 1, 2011, 4:47 am, #223791
great


IS THE POPE CATHOLIC -


TAGS: touching eternity hell funny hammy
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 22, 2010, 11:54 pm, #203686
HEHE i ACTUALLY LAUGHED
registereduser - November 22, 2010, 11:32 pm, #203685
Answer: No, That's why the priests do it for you. (i'm actually catholic so no disrespect, it's just a funny stereotype)
Lycan - October 8, 2010, 5:55 pm, #197246
yes. yes it is
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 9:02 am, #195691
I Know :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 11:57 am, #194876
Not your best work...yer Phoning it in....3L (3.5 if I could)
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:56 am, #194874
but thats just me... so stop hating on me *tears*
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:55 am, #194873
Claire Its Not My Work, But thought It Was Funny, I Dont Alter Other Peoples ****, i Would Have Alos Put 'yes, yes it is' had it been mine.
hootizz - September 20, 2010, 2:57 am, #194663
I would prefer Sister Ann.., but thats just me...
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:15 am, #194646
That is a good example of what Hammy COULD have put on this poster.
suenero - September 20, 2010, 12:09 am, #194645
It's better than having Father Fred touch you. 5L
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 10:31 pm, #194620

its a moti hammy. one you could have really torn up. you stopped short on this one dude. you gotta dig.
Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 8:19 pm, #194570
I Know Not Exactly A MOti, But I tought IT Would Give A Few Laughs.


WHEN I SAY "STAY OFF MY LAWN" - I mean "or else"


TAGS: stay the hell off my lawn you d*** kids
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Retserrof

rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:34 pm, #208512

any good sign company can make one for you, run about $50.00...or try a local shooting range, they may hve one (or google it)
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 2:29 pm, #208489
@ Ookami85...lighten up bro..have some fun with the Jehovah's Witnesses. I answer the door n**** with a butchers knife in my hand. Ask them to come in and help me sacrafice a goat.
Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 1:52 pm, #208488
I want this sign. Keeps the Jehovah's witnesses out.
Jackl - November 10, 2010, 3:14 pm, #202225
I need to get one of those signs , darn deer , eating the hedges..
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:05 pm, #175810
Wow.


HEROES -


TAGS: credit fair unfair life hammy
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

HallieMarie - February 27, 2012, 1:17 am, #230200
=) I like it!
Hawamleh - February 2, 2012, 9:53 pm, #228773
Why thank you :D
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 6:28 pm, #228756
Y'know, every time I see this poster come up (say, The h** List), I smile and laugh a bit. Has to be the cutest poster ever. :D
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 6:49 pm, #227901
Thank you
mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:13 pm, #227896
clever...5 credits


SEALS & RANGERS -


TAGS: navy army
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

trainwreck - May 11, 2011, 7:43 pm, #218458
I showed this to my dad. said to tell you "Hooah"
Airman - May 9, 2011, 2:13 pm, #218325
no no no
forseti - May 9, 2011, 1:40 pm, #218323
Airman was a ranger I guess...


CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough


TAGS: a 10 army air force plane war cool strong close air support military
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by WTFO

RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm, #121213
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm, #61927
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm, #43365
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm, #35274
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm, #19787
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am, #16974
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm, #13831
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am, #13500
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am, #12989
Always a**uming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course


GREATER LOVE... - hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.


TAGS: army hero american love courage
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

KniteOwls - February 22, 2013, 10:59 am, #243707
John 15:13 King James Version (KJV) 13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:33 pm, #240676
A Tale Of Two Cities. Charles ***kens.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:27 pm, #240675
Great 5L


MY PRECIOUS - You never know where or when you will find love and acceptance.


TAGS: my precious love and acceptance
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

GaryO - April 7, 2012, 11:33 am, #232899
Geezus, Bud, I’m gonna need a brighter night light.


THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" -


TAGS: my advice to the terrorists is don t run for the hills
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:54 am, #171251
USRSF was a great idea, but typical burocratic red ***e...soon after I joined, they put the mission on indefinate hold...something about migration patterns and over-thinning the herds. Whatever! I just want a trophy mount for the bathroom!
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:05 am, #168560
guilty on all counts , i wonder tho how much of a terrorist will be left after they get done ... whoops never mind ! IDFC ^__^
Treehodger - November 15, 2009, 3:13 pm, #136823
Finnish Lahti Model L 39 20 mm... You got to love Google. XD Resembled the PKM, so I typed it in and found the true name of this bad boy. Now I want one. Thank God for Christmas!
boeweizer - November 13, 2009, 4:22 am, #136251
i dont use ph**shop i use mspaint if ur good with paint u dont need ph**o shop
Donny Donowitz - November 12, 2009, 8:50 pm, #136176
@Jared, I did it with Nancy Pelosi and didn't use ph**oshop...
lazyboredom - November 12, 2009, 8:23 pm, #136162
it let me change to Lazyboredom the first time i posted but it changed to my name this time... weird
DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 8:21 pm, #136161
You dont need ph**oshop to make good posters
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 7:19 am, #136051
you say anti tank rifle i say bfg
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:16 am, #136050
I think that is actually an anti tank rifle from WW2.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 2:35 am, #136037
they are elite bc they know their weapons
Sean - November 12, 2009, 1:51 am, #136031
Sorry Bone, but you lost me at "elite" ... and by that I mean I nearly choked on my brie.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 1:48 am, #136029
if only they really did that. yeah that be nice
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:21 pm, #135966
5L's i love it. probably because its true also.
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:42 pm, #135929
Nice one Bone. 5Ls
omnia - November 11, 2009, 6:54 pm, #135881
instead of dale earnhardt you could also use stevie ray vaughan. think that would get the killing juices flowing to.
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 5:38 pm, #135873
When isn't he?
Wheels - November 11, 2009, 5:36 pm, #135872
the Bone is on a roll
Produceman117 - November 11, 2009, 5:25 pm, #135870
Nice one, Bone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:17 pm, #135869
Same pic as one of my old crappy ones, but much better result. Great poster bone
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm, #135867
thanks guys...
CANADA - November 11, 2009, 4:58 pm, #135864
LMFAO!!!!!! 5LIONS!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 4:04 pm, #135851

this is so true. 5L


THE US MARINES - Making enemies of our nation push daises so the army has something nice to lay in since 1775


TAGS: army marine marines usa
Rating: 3.59/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:38 pm, #253370
The US Army, smart enough to know how to fight well enough not to slaughtered like retards.
MashiMashi - February 1, 2012, 7:58 am, #228597
I served with this g** I mean guy
Bdelurey - February 1, 2012, 12:59 am, #228584
thanks dogg pretty sure i got the difference down pat by now
Soundchaos - January 31, 2012, 10:35 pm, #228581
You may want to read the fine print again, Wraith. I think you missed the joke. :)
Wraith11B - January 31, 2012, 10:06 pm, #228580
Too flipping bad that's a US Army Soldier, and not a US Marine.


RECOGNITION -


TAGS: amy winehouse congratulations sober
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:30 pm, #222121
Oh snap... d***
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2011, 8:41 am, #222029
Beautiful.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 3:03 am, #222018
No, I made sure - It was definately over 48 hours
lerowa - July 28, 2011, 2:10 am, #222017
Ouch. lil too soon
tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:16 pm, #221965
Ok, that's good.
forseti - July 26, 2011, 2:59 pm, #221942
you will meet her in hell for that! 5 bottles!
Airman - July 26, 2011, 12:32 pm, #221935
lol
crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:03 pm, #221932
5uperb


EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.


TAGS: army soldier sniper terrorist gun rifle scope
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by north star

rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm, #168240

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm, #168238
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm, #136396
skunkrider(i mean ***klicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bull**** like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm, #136389
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm, #136388
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm, #136367
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that **** fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm, #136366
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If ****heads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm, #136364
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm, #136363
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm, #136361
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly a**hole like you. Have a nice f***ing day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm, #136359
Did this m**********r (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two ****s if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm, #136354
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm, #136353
What WTFO & LD said...man what a ***khead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm, #136352
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm, #136295
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am, #136238
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)


BLASPHEMY -


TAGS: jun challenge blasphemy
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by sickartist

twill1962 - January 1, 2013, 5:03 pm, #242115
And then there's "Judge not, lest ye be judged," (Matt 7:1). This means that as we judge others, we will be judged: If we judge harshly, then we will be judged harshly; if we judge with mercy, we will be judged with mercy. BTW: 5L.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 4:25 am, #239215
The passage you're looking for is Matthew 6:5
CANADA - December 15, 2010, 4:25 pm, #207058
agreed! one of the best ones
Ed-Hyde - June 2, 2010, 12:04 pm, #178845
This is the first of the Blasphemy posters that I've liked. 5 Face Palming Lions. "Beware of practicing your righteousness before men to be noticed by them; otherwise you have no reward with your Father who is in heaven."
Airman - June 1, 2010, 4:24 pm, #178762
5 kazings
thatonechick - June 1, 2010, 10:38 am, #178725
I love irony.
palmat - June 1, 2010, 10:37 am, #178724
i could use an "Edit" b***on ;
palmat - June 1, 2010, 10:36 am, #178723
i shed a tear. a happy tear. perfecttion !


THESE GUYS FIGHT FOR FREEDOM - and you complain about your Ipod not working.


TAGS: army
Rating: 3.42/5

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simplegenius - December 29, 2012, 3:58 pm, #242009
and I am pretty sure that we have special forces in Syria, they always pave the way for our military.
simplegenius - December 29, 2012, 3:58 pm, #242008
If it was about oil we would be paying like 75 cents a gallon of gas and it would be 3 dollars for 5 quarts of engine oil.. we fight for NATO and the UN cause no one else but us and our allies will.
jedimonk - June 11, 2012, 4:10 pm, #236167
If it's about freedom, why arn't we in Syria? Face it, the military is under control of politicians; Politicians are under control of financial backers; Financial backers are driven by consumers. You fight for me to have a broken iPod. Nice work!
spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:35 am, #236155
sorry man but we aren't fighting for oil... i just got back and i can tell you that it is about freedom... combat is something that will change you forever, don't bash us on what we do before you try being a man and fighting too...
Seeker22 - June 8, 2012, 6:05 pm, #236013
And I always thought these guys were fighting for oil...stupid me, I don´t even own an Ipod.
maoworks2 - June 8, 2012, 11:18 am, #235987
Ya Our Day To Day Life Is Really Sad, Try Combat !
makingplans4nigel - June 6, 2012, 4:47 pm, #235896
well complaining seems a bit harsh...but i agree with you


WAR - it's hell




IRONY -


TAGS: pacman drugs music games hammy
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:51 pm, #251899
Well played sir.
Greeny - March 1, 2011, 8:08 pm, #213361
and posting things


THE MARINES - Saving kittens since 1775




CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm, #192730
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm, #168380
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm, #168157
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm, #168156
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm, #168128
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm, #168127
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm, #167012
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm, #166860
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


MY MIND - Is like lightning... One BRILLIANT flash... Then it's gone


TAGS: my mind is like lightning
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - February 10, 2012, 9:41 am, #229259
Hahahaha, nice, I would've said the same, but then I'm contradicting my own poster XD lol
OmegaReaper - February 9, 2012, 3:19 pm, #229211
xD for me its more like ''seasonal thunder storms'' witch happen really rarely :P


ITS DEAD NOW.... -


TAGS: military soldier funnyarmy
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

CaptainBaked - June 12, 2011, 12:12 pm, #219914
Yeehah! Who's hungry?
MPsniper - June 12, 2011, 7:51 am, #219906
heck, bring me another belt....its still *twitchin'*
Verdeckt - June 11, 2011, 9:38 pm, #219884
Fire, for those occasions when double *** fails..


DEAR SANTA - I'd like a spirograph, rock-'em-sock-'em robots and . . .oh, yeah, one of these.




C4 BUNNIES - Suicide Bombing has never been this cute


TAGS: c4 bunny mythbuster bomb suicide
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Frikkie500

Alixian - November 11, 2011, 6:45 am, #225719
exploding bunnies, pure awesome
fascistfrenchman - November 9, 2011, 5:41 am, #225642
Mythbusters: Paying homage to Caddyshack :)


C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER - It can end boring dialogue sequences, and speed things along to the fun violent parts we love so much. "Fighty fighty time, blood blood blood!"


TAGS: deadpool plays street figher and is now my god falcon punch
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Zealot - May 19, 2010, 9:56 am, #176678
didn't think i would see a funny combo breaker


SOME DAYS - you should just stay in bed


TAGS: hammy wanders
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:40 am, #233012
Love this one! Can be applied to so many moments!!! xx
Hawamleh - June 29, 2011, 7:08 pm, #220740
lol
motinet - June 29, 2011, 8:52 am, #220727

LMAO... poor hammy... I totally missed this one. ROFL
Airman - April 11, 2011, 5:33 pm, #216136
thanks Capn
CaptainBaked - April 11, 2011, 5:10 pm, #216134
You never fail to out do your already out done self... Airman you ledge!


Unknown Englsih Soldier -


TAGS: war respect good soldiers hammy
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Greybeard - May 26, 2014, 4:15 am, #255024
Stunning. 5L & favorited.
Reality Lord - June 19, 2013, 4:48 pm, #246819

wow
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:43 am, #246786

5LLLLLs and faved~


S.A.W GUNNERS - Like flowers too ….


TAGS: army soldier machinegun
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by ratman

tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 11:27 pm, #248283
don't be daft... The one you're talking about was replaced by the M240, which is what the SAW gunners all kinda wish they had.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm, #215826
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm, #215825
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.


NAVY HUMOR - Challenging our Army counterparts to come back with an even more awesome motifake.


TAGS: army navy caveman awesome military
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

jayman450 - August 13, 2014, 8:30 pm, #256191
very not easy
southernsoldier83 - February 19, 2010, 9:51 pm, #159270
Yeah buddy its a marine uniform. Make sure you have PID (positive identification) before you start firing rounds off. You definitely just hit some of your marine counterparts. Motifake so easy but the sailor still can't get it right!
TheSarge - November 14, 2009, 7:50 am, #136509
Ha! love this one...but thats a Marine uniform he's wearing not Army.
Chaser - October 19, 2009, 10:48 am, #127892
I must say good job. That is funny and I will take you up on that challenge.
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:49 pm, #125667
Yeah its a joke bill, so shut the hell up
Zed - October 10, 2009, 11:33 pm, #125658
Not Todd, Bill, but I served in the first Gulf War (Marines), and while I appreciated the Naval back-up, the idea is to make the ENEMY die for our country, not for US to die for ours.
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 11:31 pm, #125656
Oh don't start that ****, bill. It's a joke. GTFO if you can't take it.
bill - October 10, 2009, 11:29 pm, #125654
do you have no respect for the soldiers that die so you dont have to?


MARIA OZAWA - Promise, I'll be a Good Girl.


TAGS: marias ozawa ***y yummy pretty
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by wrethszell

MashiMashi - March 4, 2012, 5:49 pm, #230628
after dark


NINJAS - Jesus isnt the only one that can walk on water


TAGS: jesus ninjas naruto water funny blasphemy tony korley
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by tonykorley

Eugene - August 23, 2009, 11:59 am, #111005
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through dirt
Woody - June 17, 2009, 8:51 pm, #87876
Fail, Believe it!!!
NINJAS AND JESUS - February 6, 2009, 1:42 pm, #57347
Are given attributes they don't have
Mat-chan - December 22, 2008, 5:51 pm, #46117
That`s what you say ... and you`re wrong.
MeanGene - December 16, 2008, 10:42 am, #44736
Wag of the finger: No one who has lost their virginity finds anime pics with blatantly obvious captions funny.
Narutarded - July 19, 2008, 2:39 am, #10200
Jesus got pwned, Dattebayo!


BREAKFAST -


TAGS: ack my heart
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Grim R@per

Grim R@per - April 6, 2011, 8:23 am, #215854
There's no such thing as cheap bacon. Just levels of heaven.
rerun - April 5, 2011, 8:36 pm, #215842

go ahead, cheap jerk only buys the crappy bacon.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2011, 8:34 pm, #215841
I'm tellin' your Rabbi.
rerun - April 5, 2011, 8:05 pm, #215834

the only problem I see is the brand of bacon, that is some nasty stuff
DavidEMartin - October 20, 2010, 2:34 pm, #199136
I saw something like this on MAN VS FOOD a month ago. Gotta say, even considering my heart condition, this looks more appealing than appalling. Note the Aunt Jemima box-- her plantation garb is a dead giveaway this pic is from early '70s at the latest.
GreyScorpion - October 20, 2010, 9:11 am, #199089
frenchman, more for us, none for you, there'll be NO dissin' the bacon,
suenero - October 20, 2010, 8:35 am, #199087
Funny as hell!
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 6:48 am, #199066
Breakfast? That's an automatic 5 Lions vote. Need to strip some of the fat off the bacon, though. A little too much for me, but mmmm... I can already smell it :)
Anonymous2 - April 24, 2010, 1:51 pm, #173249
Wait... who gave out my grandma's recipe?
CANADA - April 23, 2010, 4:55 pm, #173192
This was orgasmic! Best hangover fix ever!
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 3:20 pm, #173176
better make a big batch, CANADA!! you're gonna have company!!
CANADA - April 23, 2010, 3:13 pm, #173175
I'm gona make that right now!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 12:36 pm, #173152
I'm gonna hang myself for not coming up with this first.........Sean...I'll miss you most of all.
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:24 am, #173135
*'s*
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:18 am, #173132
Mmmmmm pancacon!!! That just about the best idea EVER!!!!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 10:46 am, #173126
Agreed!This is amsome! Amsome poster and amsome idea!
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 10:42 am, #173125
Right! Why have I not made these before??
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:36 am, #173101
Oh My, BRB, gotta to the store. 5L


HOOAH DEFINED -


TAGS: hooah army rocket rpg
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by IxCHIEFxI

IxCHIEFxI - April 21, 2011, 12:24 am, #216948
Thank you both!!!
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:09 am, #216859
HOOAHx5! Nice job!
NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:06 am, #216844
5th 5...great work, Chief.
IxCHIEFxI - April 19, 2011, 7:42 pm, #216821
thank you whoever gave the 5 Ls.


MEMORY -


TAGS: memory enemy
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

maoworks2 - March 8, 2012, 8:25 am, #230888
What Was That ?
CloudchaserS - March 7, 2012, 9:03 am, #230813
The real problem is obsessing about bad thoughts. For example, worrying about whether or someone we upset years ago is still mad at us.


elemenopee -


TAGS: now i know my abc s
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Thedge - October 16, 2014, 11:30 pm, #257112
Mnemonics. The theory in practice.


A Man For All Seasons -


TAGS: veterans military immigration army usa
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - June 29, 2014, 10:49 pm, #255526
Thank you everyone. :)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:50 pm, #255515

actually it shouldn't even be an American one. it's the humane thing to do. period.
premiumgrade - June 29, 2014, 12:43 pm, #255514
Yes, Yes & Yes. 5 Lions, Greybeard.


IF YOU'RE JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT - clap your Hands! ... Oh, right.


TAGS: oh my gawd jesus i m sorry pwned
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Insaniac

GrimFilth - January 20, 2010, 5:36 pm, #153286
save energy, turn of that light!
Ed-Hyde - December 29, 2009, 8:41 am, #148738
Christian and still found this hilarious. Course, that joke is about as old as Christ.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 6:08 pm, #148526
Ok... 4.4 lions and 5 votes, 3.83 and 6... Someone gave me just 1 Lion!!! d***, if THAT makes you feel insecure about your religion, go to the next emo corner and cry about it!


VIOLIN BOW - Don't play guitar with it... Unless you are Jimmy Page


TAGS: music guitar guitarrist jimmy page led zeppelin
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by LIPCoelho

... - October 31, 2008, 2:40 pm, #32092
And it f***s up the bow REALLY bad, those b****es are expensive... bows on electric bass sound horrid
small e - September 4, 2008, 9:14 pm, #18991
ever heard of sigur ros? the singer plays guitar with a bow all the time and sounds great live
Dustin Marthington - August 3, 2008, 12:26 am, #12398
trip enough balls, and it'll make you **** your pants. in a good way of course.
S8N - June 3, 2008, 8:44 pm, #4925
you probably shouldn't even if you are... you ever hear that live? not as cool as you'd think


RED HEADS - Too hot to handle to cold to care.




"MARINES" - Semper PIE


TAGS: army marines airborne infantry
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by aus012

eldashadow12 - April 17, 2013, 1:43 pm, #245125
No, this is just what happens when you intergrate soldiers with Marines.
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 6:01 pm, #225386
It's a lie! Tell me it's a lie! It's a Seabee, right?


SKY DIVING RULES TO LIVE BY -


TAGS: parachute skydive army
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

RonE - August 2, 2011, 5:39 am, #222332
oops,, sorry bout the misspell of MPsniper. Apologies.
RonE - August 2, 2011, 5:39 am, #222331
MPdsniper... thanks for the memories. Have not heard/seen it in many years.
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 3:03 am, #222291
Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo, Meee
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 3:33 pm, #222126
Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door. Jump right out and count to four.
MPsniper - July 29, 2011, 3:24 pm, #222124
port chalk, stand UP... starboard chalk, stand UP... hook UP... check equipment & sound off... stand in the DOOR.... 30 seconds.........
mariand - July 29, 2011, 2:23 pm, #222119
lol... 5 prayers for you


PRIDE -


TAGS: pride assignment calender deadly sins epic hammy
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:13 pm, #195225
Well played in my humble opinion
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 5:53 pm, #195168
You Know A Pic Could Express A Lot Of Things, It's Just How You see It. and if you don't think it deserves a five, then don't give it a five, dont feel obligated cause its on the run i appreciate true Opinions and criticism
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 4:34 pm, #195163
I see respect not pride
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm, #195161
I Know, It's A Play Of Words, Not Litteral.
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:42 am, #195137
The kind of Pride that the 7 Deadly Sins refers to is being full of one's self.
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 8:47 am, #195134
Thanks Aggy :)
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:26 pm, #195091
Very moving picture... that could easily have been ruined... very well captioned.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:54 pm, #195043
You'd Laugh If I Told You Where I Found It, The Literal Anus Of the Webs.. Thanks though :D
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 4:49 pm, #195039
The pic alone is worth 5L. Nice one hammy


REALITY - you don't get better you just melt away with time


TAGS: titanic ice hope failure hammy
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 12, 2011, 10:19 am, #224211
I have a lot of experience mate, you only have to make a better poster than the last one you made, and since you've made none, any attempt would be good. we all have posters we're not proud of, it's what we build on, good luck.
LeightonESmith - September 12, 2011, 7:14 am, #224206
I was going to attempt to "create" a motifake tonight. This has completely taken the wind out of my sails with it's sheer demotivating awesomeness.


POKING THE BEAR - keep doing it TIMMY, keep it up. Next we're going to teach you to TAP-DANCE on a LANDMINE.


TAGS: timmy p*** bear fair
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 4, 2013, 11:08 pm, #245535
The Darwin Award goe5 to...


DEFIANCE -


TAGS: no chance for the enemy
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by GaryO

8amdriveby - April 10, 2015, 12:23 am, #260741
Obviously were doing ok since,reportedly, your violent crime rates were 8 times higher than ours in 2011 https://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2013/09/11/uk-violent-crime-rate-eight-times-higher-than-the-us/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 22, 2014, 11:02 pm, #252353
Everyone invaded the U.S and went to Woodstock. They took a ****tail of s*ds home with them and infected the earth. :)
Greeny - January 22, 2014, 10:17 pm, #252352
What about the 60's?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 22, 2014, 9:30 pm, #252351
The British invaded Washington and burned the White house in 1814. They retreated after a storm.
observingthisplanet - January 22, 2014, 8:11 pm, #252347
Be nice. Remember that America had to make and ship rifles over to England during world war 2 because of your "gun free policy". You should also remember That the USA has never been invaded and has only been occupied once. And we kicked their a$$...
GaryO - October 25, 2013, 8:12 pm, #250603
Heh, compost……nowwwww yer gettin’ somewhere. No argument....wait, Greeny? Shyt, thought you were Lister.
Greeny - October 25, 2013, 7:48 pm, #250602
Don't you mean compost?
GaryO - October 25, 2013, 6:40 pm, #250601
Lister, work with me here. If yer gonna banter, please make it at lease semi-interesting….and do yer best to generate a pertinent point. You’ve either lost me or I took a nap at ‘fries’. (I’m less than 500 days from retirement).
Lister - October 25, 2013, 5:20 pm, #250600
Lol, dude, the only thing you need to remember to ask is 'do you want fries with that'
GaryO - October 25, 2013, 8:30 am, #250592
Dang. Nitwits are inbreeding again. Now where’s my fly swatter. Smat smat smat. Heh heh.
Lister - October 25, 2013, 4:44 am, #250591
See, the only problem with arming bears or whatever the hell the 1st, 2nd or 3rd amendment says is; you let psycho's have them, clever move guys lol. Hows the kids?, safe enough in school?, better phone and check eh?
GaryO - September 28, 2013, 6:30 pm, #250120
Good thinkin’, Al. Butcha gotta admit, still a bit of a sport. It’s like puttin’ out a salt lick for a deer and gettin’ a wart hog. Not whatcha want, but yet purdy good eatin’ if ya field dress it right.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:59 pm, #250113
Dude, don't feed the trolls.
GaryO - July 12, 2013, 10:11 am, #247634
Wouldn’t trade it fer yer tea sippin’ scone munchin’ lifestyle for the world. Glad we ran yer sissy ‘military’ off a couple hundred years ago. In other words, it’s worked out just fine.
jdmofo - July 12, 2013, 9:20 am, #247633
Here in Britain we have virtually no guns and coincidentally there are virtually no shootings. In the US you have the right to bear arms, how's that working out for ya?
nicholsjoshua15 - May 4, 2013, 12:39 am, #245522
If you don't know how to maintain, load, shoot, and aim a pistol you're lacking an important parenting skill.
Bolverk3778 - March 20, 2013, 5:57 pm, #244527
The most lethal weapon on the planet, A mother defending her children!


DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!


TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm, #255364
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am, #136054
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm, #135904
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


TROOP SUPPORT - A liberal Congress will always fail the military


TAGS: congress obama election army air force military mccain democrats
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - June 12, 2012, 2:02 am, #236197
Thanks to your father for his service.
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 9:19 pm, #235813
As the daughter of a US Army General, I can't agree more.
TheTrashHeap - June 1, 2010, 11:30 pm, #178784
Shhhhhhhhh calm down fella. It's ok, it's ok. It's gonna be alright, just step off the soapbox and put down the megaphone. Move your cursor up to the address bar nice and slow... easy does it, type in WWW.politifake.org and be at peace with your own kind.
zentiger - June 1, 2010, 10:16 pm, #178782
I think the Senate Armed Services Committee did that by not allowing for adequate armor on the Army's Humvees.
art - January 22, 2010, 5:57 pm, #153767
And a republican president and congress will start wars that have no possible positive outcome. Way to wreck our country and the rest of the world even more.
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 2:02 pm, #121917
OMG! Is that dual-shock (Playstation) controller on his gun! I'll join the NRA if they give me one like that!
Bah - September 26, 2009, 2:00 pm, #121916
In German politics, both the liberals and the conservatives are called "Democrats". Your comment is historical ignorance at best.
Portgas D. Ace - September 16, 2009, 3:59 pm, #118401
It's called Dagger-Stab-Legend. Facists kept telling the german army was never defeated in WWI, only Democrats (Germany was a monarcy and military dictatorship at that time) caused the leadership to surrender. This pic is historical ignorance at its best.
_ - June 29, 2009, 1:43 am, #91447
Repubs always yell "support the troops", but they cut back on things like the funds for the Department of Veterans Affairs, and the VA med system.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:37 am, #76057
The picture shows the military being stabbed in the back. How you tie that to German fascism and then equate that facism to Reps is a huge stretch at best. At worst, it's an ignorant lie, Someone. Take your pick.
Someone - April 25, 2009, 5:12 pm, #75396
This picture contains german fascistic elements. The knife to the back is something they made propaganda with after WWI. So... Republicans = Fascists?
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 12:10 am, #56066
HtD, I had no idea I was so prolific. That's great! There are definitely folks here that need to have their eyes opened to what's going on. Thanks for the encouragement, I'm inspired to make more now.
HtD - January 30, 2009, 7:32 pm, #56016
Haha, I like my chances then.
LogicDude - January 30, 2009, 8:14 am, #55825
HtD, 90% of all statistics are made up, but 70% of made up statistics are true 43.5% of the time. Statistically speaking.
HtD - January 30, 2009, 1:18 am, #55799
You take it to a point of obsession. 80% of all political posters on this site are created by you. According to statistics I made up.
WTFO - January 29, 2009, 11:53 pm, #55782
No crying on this end. For clarification, I don't hate Dems, I disagree with their socialist policies. Get your facts straight, please. Thanks.
HtD - January 29, 2009, 6:51 pm, #55730
WTFO, stop crying already. We get it. You hate democrats.
barockeva - January 7, 2009, 6:27 pm, #50198
Nuke Mecca!
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 9:45 am, #50034
I honestly think Lewis Black said it best when he said that if we're going to beat the terrorists, we need to be crazier then they are. We need to elect a dead president.
Isaac - January 7, 2009, 3:27 am, #49956
Terrorists will never be defeated. Look at the Nazi's 60some years after the end of ww2 and there's still plenty of them. You can no more defeat terrorism then you can religion.
Matters_Not - January 7, 2009, 3:10 am, #49948
well said my good man......well said.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:39 am, #49933
...your freedom to be as ignorant as possible.
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:39 am, #49931
...Put down the bong, dumbass. Morons like yourself try to blame the US for being attacked instead of realizing that the terrorists are psych**ic and can't be reasoned with. They can only be eliminated. Enjoy your dreamworld. Real men will still protect y
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:37 am, #49930
Barokeva/John/Andrew/Quincy, or whatever. How about ignorant a** hole? You think if the US just lays down our weapons the world will follow and we can all live in peace?
Quincy - January 5, 2009, 5:13 am, #49424
And if we would just let the terrorists fight Israel, we wouldn't have them wanting to fight us. Our undying support of Israel is the whole reason the terrorists hate us so much.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:10 am, #49423
well no **** murder is wrong!!!! you get a gold star for the day. i dont support murder. i support fighting in their back yard as opposed to yours and mine
Andrew - January 5, 2009, 5:05 am, #49420
I do not, no. Unlike militant political like yourself, I do not see things in only absolutes. The use of deadly force, whether it be by terrorists or insurgents is wrong. American or Al-qaeda, murder is murder. By using their means you are no better then
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:02 am, #49419
but you support the poor insurgents who are being detained for straping bombs to their children to blow up Iraqi police officers dont you
George - January 5, 2009, 4:55 am, #49413
Why would Karma get me? I'm not such a bad fellow. I don't support the murderous rampage our government is going on.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:50 am, #49409
fair enough dude.......you'll get yours. karma is gonna come back to you and make it count
Collin - January 5, 2009, 4:43 am, #49404
It's just a word. Words only hurt if you're a whiny little b****.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:41 am, #49403
i guess so...since you think its cool to drop that word. no one is censoring you. its a request.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:23 am, #49395
jim no matter how many times you change your allias....we know its you bob/john/barockeva ect. your a troop hating liberal poser. and dont drop the N bomb on this site. i saw it on another one of your posts.
Jim - January 5, 2009, 4:14 am, #49390
You're* And what true colors? That I'm just a random ***k on the internet pissing you off? How is that not something great to be?
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:13 am, #49389
your not writing ****! your not an author, your a phony who is attempting to save face by switching allias's to hide your true colors.
John - January 5, 2009, 4:08 am, #49386
Basically, it's all kinds of fun information about how people on the internet act when you piss on their parade.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:05 am, #49385
well whats it about John?
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:04 am, #49383
I haven't really thought of a title yet. Probably wont have one till it's done. Don't worry, I'll tell you when it is. I know how much you love my writing.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:03 am, #49382
or you could title it john aswell!
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:01 am, #49381
so are you gonna title it barockeva...or....bob.....or....bob sanction? and will it have pop out pages and a maze? dont forget the coloring section.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:56 am, #49379
Nah. Working on my next book.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:51 am, #49374
like what? think of other ways to convince yourself that you have a life?
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:48 am, #49372
Pretty much. It gets quite entertaining. I'd post more but I have other things I have to do during the day.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:21 am, #49354
clever. but im on to you. your not gonna do ****. yer gonna keep posting bull**** on this site until rush hour hits again tommorow
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:07 am, #49352
Well. I had fun playing in traffic, but it got boring after a while. Maybe I'll become an imperialistic nation like the US and start invading countries!
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:20 am, #47518
remember my what? im lost.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:20 am, #47517
remember my what? im lost.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 2:11 am, #47514
oh man, that's a false dich**omy: he can do both. remember yer Rand, dude, Ayn Rand.
Matters_Not - December 30, 2008, 2:06 am, #47510
Yer digging yerself a hole Barockeva. just stfu. or go play in traffic.
barockeva - December 30, 2008, 1:58 am, #47508
Well we should have just let the Soviets have it. If the Republicans weren't such imperialist ***ks it wouldnt have mattered. God forbid anyone but the US have any power.
WTFO - December 28, 2008, 12:37 am, #47146
Wow, major typo. Change that to "a complete MISunderstanding of historical facts". Sorry.
WTFO - December 27, 2008, 11:33 pm, #47131
barockeva, you should be corrected. A democratic Congress in the 80's didn't fund the clean up and rebuilding effort in Afghan. As you have all over this site, you've shown a complete understanding of historical facts.
Matters_Not - December 25, 2008, 2:00 am, #46562
way to go a**f***s. kick the troops in the shin and then run away. nice!
barockeva - December 23, 2008, 2:46 pm, #46269
And Reagan is the one that abandoned the muslim fighters after ***king around in Afghanistan to piss them off enough to attack the US in the first place.
WTFO - December 14, 2008, 12:59 am, #44297
You are truly clueless. Clinton was the one who didn't take daily intel reports from the CIA. There wasn't actionable intel available for anyone to stop 9-11. Get a glass of your Kool-Aid and read the Commission's report.
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 1:01 pm, #44196
And if it wasnt for Bushs war path, we wouldnt have gone to Iraq in the first place. If he hadnt ignored intel 9/11 wouldnt have happened.
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:15 pm, #42710
...which left our intel capabilities much weaker by the time Bush took office. Finally, I get sick of ignorant people trying to say the war was wrong when they didn't see the classified info that Bush and Congress used to make their decisions
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:13 pm, #42708
Some fact that Zed conviently omitted. Armor and troops weren't ready because Clinton underfunded the military by huge margins throughout the 90's. He also dismantled CIA Human Intel programs...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 2:54 pm, #42607
Dido? I like her; I have her first album.
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:39 am, #42493
f***in Dido!
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 1:20 am, #42484
Zed, SHUT THE f*** UP! You bother me boy.
Zed - December 5, 2008, 7:55 pm, #42228
WTFO, it was Bush & Cheney who sent them in without adequate armor for themselves or their vehicles, and then cut funding to the VETERANS ADMINISTRATION HOSPITALS to pay for their suicidal little war. Man, you Republifags just love to re-write histor


true love -




HAPPY HOUR - COULD END WITH ONE PHONE CALL.


TAGS: my father there
Rating: 4.95/5

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maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 3:55 pm, #239699
This Is Great Stuff And Funny 5 Hahas.
ughomer - October 3, 2012, 10:55 am, #239694
"Phone call for Al Koholic...(pause)... Sorry Ma'am he just left."
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 10:35 am, #239693
Where is this place???!!


BEHIND ENEMY LINES -




CROPPING - A difference of about 500 friends on Myspace.




ADHD - In some, it is more cheesecake then in tractors.


TAGS: adhd my own thoughts during making this
Rating: 3.5/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:47 am, #158633
Haha, and I thought this one would have too long of a joke to be approved. Good for me.


IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!




CAMO COLOR IS FOR PUSSIES -




PRAYER - Even the strongest need guidence.


TAGS: army military religion
Rating: 3.72/5

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03DOC - January 25, 2012, 12:12 pm, #228090
Coming from a combat vet, with the Corps..not once did I hear ANY of my Marines call for chaplain!..DOC is the first words out of their mouths! And my very close friend HM1(FMF)Bollinger is just that DOC in this actual ph**o!HM2(FMF)James 3rd Batt 4th Mar
doc s - January 4, 2010, 11:17 am, #150099
it depends on what the situation is, seeing that those are marines, the say corpsman up... and if they are in that type of position, that normally means, someone was just kia.
Guitboxer - January 3, 2010, 5:09 pm, #149791
I disagree. If a soldier gets hit with a bullet, is the first word out of his mouth, "Medic!" or "Chaplain!"?
Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:19 am, #143650
"There are no atheists in a foxhole" Course, there are usually foxes. Not cubbybear-like large bre***ed asian foxes. Just rabid rip your face off foxes. But they are christian at least. This has been your 0724 ramble. Please stay tuned.


JESUS H. CHRIST... - ...makes a great stocking stuffer! (Some assembly required.)


TAGS: i love the smell of blasphemy in the morning
Rating: 3.45/5

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gunpowdersaint - March 2, 2010, 4:52 am, #161368
Blasphomey!! Wasn't he n**** when they nailed him up there anyway? lol
Spam Magnet - November 25, 2009, 3:10 am, #139731
That's in the optional accessory kit.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:52 am, #121102
Resurrection not included. 5L.


Untying The Knots -


TAGS: ptsd military army dreams nightmares
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 10:43 pm, #256473
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - August 28, 2014, 10:11 pm, #256470
I didn't know there were anything other kind. 5L Grey
Sho - August 28, 2014, 6:29 pm, #256453
indeed 5L


VOLLEYBALL - Something else that Timmy sucks at !!




TRUST - Know where to place yours.


TAGS: army trust military protect soldier
Rating: 4.84/5

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spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:49 am, #236156
Those are just local kids... ya they try to steal our grenades and stuff but they are also great people... those kids have more sence than 99% of all the adults blowing theirselves up for nothing...
holymoly - June 6, 2012, 2:50 pm, #235893
powerful picture Jenna. Nice
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:13 pm, #235804
Makingplans, I think that is actually an extremely good point!
makingplans4nigel - June 4, 2012, 3:12 pm, #235799
Not to nit pick but wouldn't an american solider be the enemies primary target?
Ragnar - June 4, 2012, 2:21 pm, #235795
no words for comment, just respect for payment.


MONDAY -




SADNESS CAN'T BE FUNNY -


TAGS: sorrow army tears death loss
Rating: 4.87/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 6:45 pm, #253373
If the war was about oil, than petrol would be a dollar a gallon.
Sho - March 3, 2012, 9:22 am, #230546
A war on their land for their oil?
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:34 pm, #228111
well it can't be serious, everyone knows it was about oil, right ?
SJagMP - January 25, 2012, 5:07 pm, #228100
is that a serious question?
Sho - January 24, 2012, 3:01 pm, #228040
What was the war about again?


UNWRITTEN RULES -


TAGS: army medic
Rating: 4.71/5

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SMILES -


TAGS: pzy smile enemy poison drink
Rating: 4.7/5

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CloudchaserS - September 23, 2011, 5:11 am, #224509
30 years from now, that movie will still be funny *tailwags*
gas - September 22, 2011, 1:13 pm, #224490
the princess bride? I thought the same xD
CloudchaserS - September 22, 2011, 11:39 am, #224487
I challenge you to a battle of wits. One of these glasses has poison in it.


CHILDISH -


TAGS: innocence happy alive hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

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CaptainBaked - March 2, 2011, 3:41 am, #213378
Awesome


I LIKE MY WOMEN - JUST LIKE MY COFFEE, BIG, HOT, STRONG AND BLACK...


TAGS: i like my women
Rating: 3.58/5

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Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:17 am, #194073
No no no, they ground up and in the freezer
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 8:05 am, #194060
...and a double sh**.


my deer -


TAGS: my deer
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - February 8, 2014, 10:37 am, #252782
Yeah. Boom, 5
MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 9:53 am, #252775
Dinner? Well Little you said anything and I like my steaks rare please.


MEMORIAL DAY - While you're enjoying your long weekend eating your grilled steaks, burgers, and hot dogs, don't forget how you received that gift of freedom!


TAGS: happy memorial day to all my soldiers sailors airmen and marines
Rating: 3.21/5

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MO - August 28, 2009, 8:54 am, #112726
Hey skog, that's a very good point. We are not the only ones. But you need to understand that this poster was made on Memorial day. I'm not going to explain 'cause it should be self explanatory.
Skog - August 28, 2009, 8:44 am, #112724
Its not like the US is the only giver of freedom. (much respect for those good people who died fighting for a good cause)
Hagg - June 29, 2009, 7:54 pm, #91583
True freedom, as far as I'm concerned, is being dead, free from the bonds of mortality. a**uming there is no afterlife, then you don't even know you're dead, meaning you aren't in a mind, meaning you're free...if ya catch mah drift!


US ARMY RANGERS - When they absolutely positively have to die overnight


TAGS: army ranger war
Rating: 4.75/5

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sdmfjason - November 23, 2011, 2:29 pm, #226095
Go SEALS? How's that ride on the bandwagon?
Lteve91 - November 10, 2011, 1:05 pm, #225684
My broher was going to be a ranger. 5 5tars and 5tripes to you
Reality Lord - November 7, 2011, 8:42 pm, #225623

GO 5EALS!!


ASPIRATIONS -


TAGS: a rhino will never be a unicorn just like man will never be god hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:51 pm, #201355
Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 9:46 pm, #201354
I have a similar theme I was working on (diff pic) Now I will have to go back to the drawing board. (sigh) 5 new beginnings
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:04 pm, #201340
And Aggy, Sure Man, You're the Alpha, Nothing would have happened if it Weren't For You. Now Go Back To Mr.Guinness, He Says There Is Something You Must discuss.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:03 pm, #201339
Thank You
rerun - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm, #201337

nice work hammy
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 8:44 pm, #201335
To thine own self be true X 5. Nice work Hammy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:30 pm, #201327
LOL! They all say they like it, but I approved of it first. So there!
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 7:57 pm, #201314
Thanks Guys, and pwees no-one can Defeat Me At Bad Spelling And Grammer..
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:55 pm, #201312
ROR! Your comment makes you sounds as dumb as me RL, i swer i can spell. (Thank goodness there wasn't a spelling/ grammar test to becoming a mod or i wouldn't have even tried.
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:50 pm, #201311

what the faceman said...ditto.
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:46 pm, #201310
This is donw pretty d*** well hammy, good job. 5
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:44 pm, #201309
"like man will never be god >HAMMY


AMY WINEHOUSE - Celebrating one year of sobriety ...


TAGS: amy winehouse celebrating year sobriety
Rating: 4.13/5

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vilnius - July 24, 2012, 9:52 am, #237575
"Rehab" goes down in history as the most ironic song ever!


OH NO! THE ECONOMY IS BROKEN! - FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT!




DRINKING - People always say alcohol is the enemy but Jesus wants us to love our enemy call me the 13th disciple


TAGS: drinking dremagnum alcohol blasphemy
Rating: 3.81/5

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thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:51 pm, #239296
please, be nice to God. and be respectful. :)
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 9:51 pm, #131337
Thanks spacedog, i suck so bad at making posters so its nice to have a decent one for once
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 9:46 pm, #131333
I should have said earlier Dre, this is a good poster. The comments count when the votes don't amount.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:29 pm, #131278
i just noticed a huge drop when vte 31 happened, sorry guys, im being a whiny b****
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm, #131277
LOL Space!
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm, #131276
LMAO! Dre are you working a spread sheet? What did voter #7 cast?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:27 pm, #131275
Dre.... come on now. You must know by now that complaining tends to attract 1L votes here.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:24 pm, #131274
Voter #31, thanks for the 1 vote
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:12 pm, #131269
Mr. Dre.. keep 'em coming. From someone who has close to 2000 of them now, there will be ones that you think will do well, and they don't.. and ones that totally surprise you. There are a lot of eyes that visit here, and most are unregistered. have fun
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm, #131266
Yeah, your poster is better so no complaints, i was just curious
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm, #131265
I'm in denver.. sitting on top of Newest gets votes quickly.. luck of the draw. This is a good poster and it is sitting at 4.. which is Really good.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:58 pm, #131255
Im USA though so mine might have been later
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 6:56 pm, #131253
that is strange.. what time of day did yours come out of the Q. If I remember, mine came out around 3, and got a lot of votes very quickly cuz it sat in the newest, on top, for about 2 - 3 hours.
rerun - October 27, 2009, 6:42 pm, #131243

Zombie voters have taken over Motifake?
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:40 pm, #131242
Before i begin i want to say im just letting you guys know, this isnt a conspiracy theory, i just think its odd. How does the #1 poster have twice as many votes on as my #2 poster made on the same day?
Lederhosen - October 27, 2009, 12:41 pm, #131157
Nice...5L
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm, #130956
"in the" mines even...sheesh! Gotta lay of the sauce when I'm commenting...
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm, #130955
The 8th Dwarf was sleeping it off inthe mines...his name was Alky. 5L!
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:14 pm, #130922
5L - so sayeth the flock!
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 10:49 am, #130891
Thanks guys, I think this one is better than its rating but oh well
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am, #130864
5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am, #130863
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things........Especially the Jamesons.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am, #130860
5/5
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am, #130859
Does this mean I can drink whiskey in church?


KARI BYRON - That look. That smile. She's up to something no damn good.




TRY IT - Just try to touch his nuts i dare you!




MOMMY'S IMAGINARY FRIENDS - Are all on something called facebook




My Father Told Me Once -




SLOTH BEAR - The ultimate foe.




THE WIZARD OF OZ - Does he look like a bitch?




THE ECONOMY - Because even Mr. Vader has, i mean had, a 401(k).


TAGS: vader star wars economy poor broke
Rating: 3.44/5

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zoomer296 - January 16, 2013, 11:20 am, #242526
Kill him!! He misspelled death star!!


ASK ME ABOU MY ADD - Or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. do you like TV ? I saw a shiny rock. Hi.


TAGS: ask me aabout my add
Rating: 4.75/5

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twill1962 - November 20, 2012, 10:28 am, #240768
I don't have ADD, I have ADOLAS: Attention Defficit, Oh, Look, A Sqirrel!


TEARS -


TAGS: vietnam sad grief tears hammy
Rating: 4.69/5

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Hawamleh - May 11, 2011, 12:03 pm, #218436
thanks
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:18 am, #218423
Tremendous. 5.
Hawamleh - March 11, 2011, 6:51 am, #214032
Means A lot.
sniper - March 10, 2011, 11:51 pm, #214012
I print out all the ones I find that I think would change the way I look at my day every morning and put them on my wall. I only have three. This will be my fourth.
GySgt1811 - March 9, 2011, 12:19 pm, #213866
Different elephants...different times. Well done.(Wouldn't hurt my feelings if we changed the subject.)
DavidLister - March 8, 2011, 9:24 pm, #213838
I am friends with a retired cop and Vietnam vet, we share cops stories all the time, but when Vietnam comes up...he never says a word.
TheOne - March 8, 2011, 8:09 pm, #213828
Indeed.
voodoo3535 - March 8, 2011, 1:16 pm, #213794
Well done lad. 5l.


INSOMNIA -


TAGS: sleep thoughts insomnia never hammy
Rating: 4.13/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 12, 2013, 3:22 am, #245077
You will notice by the time at when I wrote this, I have a long night ahead of me.
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 7:41 am, #227880
thanks Ice :D and New guy :D
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:40 am, #227875
Agreed. Tonight's not my night, and that awesome (creepy) ph**o won't help matters even if I tried.
ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 9:42 pm, #227862
Nice work Hamster.


ANONYMOOSE - We are legion


TAGS: anomymous bullwinkle
Rating: 3.15/5
the tr00per - February 16, 2009, 12:57 am, #60028
terrible pun
Doreen - November 24, 2008, 7:18 pm, #39506
Hahahahahaha


sith army knife -




ARMY OF ONE - or three


TAGS: army
Rating: 2.82/5

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CAVScout - September 9, 2009, 3:23 pm, #116316
hahahahaha, Dude im in the f***ing army and even i think this is hilarious! f***ing Fat a** Pouges! Go eat another fattie Cake you Supply b****!!! Ahahahaha!
FU... - June 21, 2009, 8:11 pm, #88777
Tell you what, you non-serving hippie f***ing pussies get your a** over to the sandbox and serve, then maybe you can laugh. Until then, I'll take a heavy soldier over your cheese***k a** anyday. ****s****** pricks.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 8:02 pm, #49565
Operation meat shield


FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.




ARMY TATTOOS -


TAGS: army tattoos
Rating: 3.96/5

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IllicoPresto - June 28, 2010, 7:13 pm, #182352
At first glance, i thought it said INEDIBLE; now that is a tatoo worth getting!
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:29 pm, #181946
This guy is an f'n retard. No less of a problem than the insurgents.


MYTHICAL WARRIORS - So this is how they look in real life...


TAGS: warrior mythical real life
Rating: 3.33/5

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Tytan - July 28, 2011, 3:23 am, #222019
guess its good for my first motifake xD


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